I have no idea how this happened (Text Conversation)

  • Adam: My friend was like "Who was that guy who cut the guy's head off on a bus? Mike de Jong?"
  • Adam: Thought you'd love it.
  • Me: ...Speechless...
  • Me: That is a new one.
  • Me: I plead not guilty.
  • Me: Who said this?
  • Adam: My friend Jonathan!
  • Adam: Somehow Vincent Lee became Mike de Jong.
  • Me: Haha please shake his hand on my behalf. And then decapitate him.